What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? So-fish-ticated!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
How did Nana Diana make a butter fly? She threw the butter out of the window.
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Little Boy: Daddy, are bugs good to eat?
Father: Let's not talk about that at the table, son.
(after dinner)
Father: Now, son, what did you want to ask me?
Little Boy: Oh nothing. There was a bug in your soup---but now it's gone! (Eisenberg & Hall, 1984, p.32)
